Mommy had a lovely birthday in July and got some very nice gifts. I want to thank those of you who sent me presents--you are so kind to remember your Mommy like that! It makes mommy feel so special when you go out of your way for her. You know Mommy Maxine does her best to take care of all your needs too, no matter how kinky or taboo you think they are -- Mommy never thinks they are too much! You know you can always call Milf Maxine with your deepest darkest desires.
Hubby was home for a visit, and that is always a good time. He has a beautiful cock and is a master of making me cum. As a few of you know, he travels a lot -- so the occasional weekend that we have together are a nonstop fuckfest. This time though, he brought home a friend and the weekend was double the pleasure for me!
Hubby's friend was hot, not as hot as Hubby, but still completely fuckable which was the point. My husband stood sat in front of me stroking the cock I love, giving his friends instructions, telling his friend exactly what I liked -- where to touch me. I was on my back my legs thrown over Friend's shoulders, his cock plowing into me hard. When Hubby came over and came all over my tits. Without hesitation Friend licked every drop off... he was as hungry for hubby as I was! I knew that I was going to get to see him get a load of Hubby's cum too... but that's for another time..
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Do you know what I love best about my sister? Her husband! I know, I know -- bad sister, but the truth is, she'd never share her toys with me when we were kids, and can I really help it if he seems to be interested in me?
I haven't fucked him... yet. However, we did have an interesting encounter over the holiday that was so so so so exciting. We were at my parents house, and I needed to get away. I went to my bedroom. I was alone and when I'm alone I just can't keep my hands of my cunt. I was naked with my legs spread, fingering myself when I hear my brother-in-law say "That looks nice."
He closed the door. I watched as he got undressed, and started stroking his cock. "Keep going." With that nice hard cock right in front of me, how could I not stroke my pussy.
I loved how he got harder and harder... and finally straddled me on the bed. He was still stroking his cock right in front of me and shot all over my tits! When he was done, he reached back and fingered me till I came -- and then licked his fingers clean.
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Omg, I had one of the most embarrassing moments of my life the other day. A couple of years ago, an older friend of mine got a membership at an adult video store -- we did a few video nights at her place. When she signed up for a membership, she got a free video from a special shelf in the store. There were several there apparently, BUT she ended up picking out a gay movie... it was called "beach boys". She watched it (yeah without me of course) and then was too embarrassed to keep it at her house and gave it to me. Yeah, I did end up watching it, and then stuck it in a closed shelving space under my tv -- nobody goes there, or so I thought...
I was doing some house cleaning, and my parents came over to help. My tv stand was ugly, and we decided to get rid of it. Mom and dad started to clean out the shelves in the tv stand, and I never thought anything of it. Well, you should have seen my mother's face when she saw the movie, let alone my dad's!! It was so fucking embarrassing!! I grabbed the movie out of their hands so fast, told them it wasn't mine, that a friend had left it here years ago and I forgot I had it hidden away. I just did not want my parents to know that I was not the innocent girl they brought me up to be, but a naughty college girl who has done more fucking in her years at school that some people have done in their entire life. Those of you who know me, know how much I like to fuck! ;)
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I recently visited an old friend out in New York and she wanted to take me to this hotel party that a friend of hers was hosting. At first, I thought it was rather strange for adults to party in a hotel room -- why not in your own home? Well, it turns out, this was not just any ordinary get-together... Have you ever heard of a masturbation party? ;)
When we walked in to Room 405 there were all kinds of people -- most were naked and stroking each other. Mmmm -- it smelled of wet pussy and hot sex. Between the sounds of porn in the background and women and men moaning, I was led into a bedroom where I found a couple waiting for me...
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I'm big spanish Mama Carlotta. My tits are huge. 44HH and sometimes I think they are still growing because when I get horny they engorge. Just like when I was breastfeeding my boys. Anyway, I was having a coffee yesterday and this young Barista came over to see if I'd like a free Latte on him.
You bet I said but only if we could have it in the store room right now! His eyes lit up and he told his manager he wanted a break. I slithered into that itty bitty room and dropped my dress. When he walked in he looked shocked. I dropped down and rubbed my big knockers all over his cock.
I thought he'd shoot right there so I backed off and bent over. I made him eat my cunt. His face was so wet and he as so horny. I told him get up here baby and fuck Mama's wet pussy. I screamed and someone knocked on the door. We got rid of them and I was dripped down my legs. He got down and licked it all off. It was so damn HOT, I'll be going there tomorrow for some more. Call Mama Carlotta now baby toll free at 1-800-948-4535
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I love living in Florida -- the beaches are the best! Believe it or not though, sometimes when you have the best of everything -- there are times when you want something a little different. That's why my friend Sarah and I went to the the nude beach last week. Thank God I have this PHONE SEX blog so I can tell you about it, of course you could call me on my cheap phonesex line if you really wanted to hear the whole story -- so how about a teaser -- I'm dying for a little adult chat, but when I sit here thinking and typing I get all hot and bothered and ready to cum all over again!
I should tell you that the nude beach is really a resort of types and you have to be a member to go there -- and the clientele tends to run towards the aging hippie type. So when Sarah and I showed up and said that we just wanted to check things out before we joined the club... there really wasn't a problem.
We went down to the beach, and with the scads of older 'gentlemen' then we decided to put on a show. We took off our little bikini's nice and slow, and gave each other a little kiss. Then we took out our suntan oil and went to town. We knew our bodies would look delisc glittering in the sun covered in oil. We covered each other nice and slow... and I took very special care to tease her in her extra special places, LOL!
Of course, we were getting each other excited -- and from all the hard cocks on the beach, I think that a few other people were excited as well.
Sarah leaned over and gave my nipple a little stroke "Megs, you look like your getting a little pink." I was also getting wet!
We decided to call it a day, and just get dressed back at her SUV. When we were there we kissed again, and soon we were in the back of the car touching, licking and fingering each other. The door was open, and we had quite a few onlookers stroking their cocks. When I pulled my face out of her pussy licking my lips as she screamed, I know one or two blew their load right there.
Anyway, Sarah called me today... we both got a free membership in the mail!
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I cut hair for a living. I love when a guy comes in the salon and sits in MY chair. I always brush up against him with my tits while shampooing his hair. I also love to drop my scissors on the floor so he can see my tight little pussy! By the time I am done all you nasty boys are hard as hell trying to hide that big cock from making a tent under the cape!
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One thing about living in a popular area is that it comes with a few advantages. I live next door to a three story bed and breakfast - and the bathroom on the third floor has a balcony ... that looks down into my bedroom window. Sometimes, if I'm in the right mood, I'll put on a little show. Yesterday, I saw a guy out on the balcony - and I think he saw me in my towel when I went in my bedroom from the shower. If he didn't he sure did when I let it drop.
I know I held his attention when I relaxed on my bed and starting playing with my tits - getting my nipples nice and hard. I let my hands go down to my pussy, and teased myself with my fingers till I was nice and wet. I looked over at him, even from my bedroom I could see the bulge in his pants. I smiled when I reached for my vibrator... and I'm sure he did too.
Hubby came home for a week! The first thing I got was a spanking! He thought I was being a very bad girl! He said that it was wrong that I was wearing such a short skirt to the airport. He said I was teasing all the men there - and that was just wrong! I tried to explain that I did it for him. I told him that the reason that I wasn't wearing any panties was because I was hoping he'd fuck me in the parking lot.
He bent me over his knee, pushed up my skirt and firmly spanked my bottom. It stung and tingled and I could feel it turning red with every smack. Then he slid his fingers inside me and finger fucked me till I came all over him. Soon I felt his cock pushing up against me, pumping me - which is exactly what I wanted the whole time.
Most of you guys (a few girls too actually, hehee) who call me know how I like to be fucked -- here is a picture to prove it! He fucked me just like this, even with my shoes on too!
See the headboard? Those bars make GREAT fuck handles I tell ya! Not to mention, that headboard is very useful for other kinky things -- any idea of what I am thinking?
Did you know I am in Canada? Yeah, west coast of Canada, home of the 2010 winter olympics! Have you ever fucked a Canadian girl before? Or how about just having phone sex the Canada way, eh? (eh, lol... get it?)
I just wanted to take a moment and say THANK YOU to all the guys that have been calling me!
Being "a new girl" here was a little intimidating, but you all made me feel so welcome... as well as a few other things, I don't think I've ever played with my pussy so much -- or cum so much!
I'd like to cum again soon, so if you want to play... you know where to reach me!
I had a wonderful time! Why because my hubby came home for the weekend, and it was a nonstop fuck-a-palooza!
We have an open relationship, when he comes home he always asks to hear what I've been doing, and who I've been doing. LOL!
Afterwards, he made me strip for him, and I did it nice and slow. Then he did what he always does, he pulled me to him, put me over his knee and spanked me till my ass was red and swollen. good thing I like that.
It was so good to feel his cock sliding in and out of me, and of course for my birthday, I got an extra special present... he brought me a pretty girl to play with! I'm sure one could argue that it was more of a treat for him, but I loved the taste of her pussy... more details to follow.
Hey there fellow phonesex sluts! It's your favorite redhead Emma here to remind you how much fun it is to masturbate! Don't you just love to put your hand on throbbing erection and give it a tug? I know I love to play with my sweet pink pussy every chance I get. Hey, I know what--why don't you call me and we can get off together? Let's be phone sex buddies, I know I can cum over and over again. Can you? So pick up your phone and kill some time between pussy pounding with me.
So, I went to this concert the other day... nothing big, just a local band...and was it ever a good time.
There were horny guys all over the place trying to pick up girls.... and of course, you know how much of a bitch and tease some girls can be... guys were getting just hornier and hornier with all their frustrations from these girls turning them down for no reason at all.
Well, it didn't take long for a few guys to figure out that I was saying yes to just about every guy that came over to hit on me..... and lets just say that I ended up being the real party of the night. :)
I was soooooooooo bad and made sooooooooo many guys so very happy!
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I went to a out-of-town wedding this past weekend and my pussy is so sore from all the fucking. My friend, the bride, had the hottest ushers, in her wedding party. I was there for four days and fucked them all repeatedly. They had their girlfriends there with them, so we had to sneak off to fuck, which made it that much more exciting. I gave a few blow-jobs in the limo and got fucked once in the backseat... the limo driver just smiled at me, every time he would see me... I wonder why... lol I even fucked some of the guys in the hotel room where they were staying with their girlfriends, left her the wet spot and used her panties to clean her boyfriends cum from my pussy. What a great weekend!
I just love that soccer field, I have so much fun when I go there. The other day at Soccer practice I went into the locker area in my short mini skirt and fishnet stockings. I know that's not appropriate soccer wear, but who cares, I mean I am trying to get laid right?
So I walk in there and some of the men are standing outside the door. Well, I dropped all my equipment and just had to bend over and flash them. Ooops I had no panties on, lol, their mouths dropped open. I made sure to get real close to one of them and whisper something real dirty. I just wanted a hot fuck and some 'out of this world' oral. I needed to give a blowjob!
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There are certain things I like about being a hot wife having a rich brother-in-law. He lets me borrow his convertible when my car is in the shop, and I get to go to his beach house whenever I want. This weekend I got to use both since he and his family were out of town, It was great fun - I never made it to the beach though, I spent my days by the pool -- where I could work on my all over tan... and by the time I left - No tan lines.
It was dark when I left and I was in a hurry to get home - so I was speeding and I really wasn't surprised when I got pulled over by a cop hiding in the mangroves. I was confident I wasn't going to get a ticket though. Come on! A hot blonde, in a string bikini driving a converible? No way!
Only that was exactly what was going to happen! The cop, who was pretty handsome was really business like - was this going to be my first ticket ever?
He came back to the car and told me that it had been reported stolen... and he needed to search the car ?
What? I couldn't believe it!
He searched the car, and then told me that he needed to search me... and I just wanted to get home, so I said I would do whatever he needed to do, and the truth was I was little scared. He told me to put my hands on on the hood of the car and spread my legs. I did as I was told, his hands roamed the sides of my body... and then went up my thighs... and way to close to my pussy...when I realized what he was up to, that this wasn't just a normal traffic stop - I got excited, was I actually going to be able to fuck my way out of a ticket?
The best part of the story is yet to cum... give me a call and I'll tell you what I did to avoid traffic court!
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Hey Guys are any of you Soccer fans? Do you love watching your kid play & the Milf's that bring them there? So do I except I also love being at the soccer field with all the horny married men. I just can’t help but tease them. Poor babies, they are so sex starved.
I figure if their wives aren’t going to take care of them, then I must. The other day I was giving a guy some head in the ladie's room. Suddenly the guy's wife shows up to use the facilities. He freaked and I held him in my mouth very still. She got in the stall next to us. Oh my God it was so incredibly nasty & hot!!!
I decided to keep sucking him off. He was having such a hard time keeping quiet (no pun intended). Just as she shut the door he gave me a huge shot of his jizzzz. I gobbled it up and thought why wasn't this woman having some of that sweet stuff everyday? Fool, hell if she doesn't want it, I'll have more tomorrow. I'm one slutty, nasty Soccer Milf.
Call me for some hot phone sex now baby, I’m horny thinking about that juicy blowjob.
Hi there, I'm Sissy, I might be small, but I am extremely kinky! Last night I had a few girlfriends over, we got drunk and started looking at porn on the net and we got a great idea. We took out some hard candy first and put a few pieces in each others pussies, then got into the 69 position and started drinking out all the sweet juice... it was sooo HOT! Then we took out some lollypops and fucked each others ass with them... the guys that called during that time, got an extra special treat!
The other day I had the best phone sex call ever. This guy wanted me to be the Lolita type babysitter that seduces the older man. I loved it! I used to babysit and there were so many hot married guys I wanted, only was too shy to approach.
My fantasy was that he came home without his wife to find me naked in his bed, maybe wearing her sexiest lingerie. We would mess around and I would make him cum so hard. Better yet if the wife came in and caught us but instead of getting pissed, she joins in. I love doing women too. Hopefully that fantasy will get fulfilled one day.
A girl can dream, right? How about you and I doing that fantasy on the phone today. Call me baby!
I LOVE to masturbate in the shower, I take off my detachable shower head, it has 3 types of massage. Pulse is the best, with warm water, massaging my tender clit, while I lay back and relax. This is a lot of fun with a girlfriend too. We usually make each other cum! Sometimes, when I am taking a bubble bath, I will open my legs right under the faucet, and that is a mind blowing orgasm, as well. I am getting horny just thinking about it... I think it's time for a shower :)
I'm new to this site and I have to tell you I'm loving it! Talking on the phone with horny men makes me horny all day long. Yesterday I must have cum 6 times and my hubby didn't understand why I didn't want to fuck him last night. It's so much better on the phone, really it is.
As a matter of fact it's making me frisky when my hubby is at work. Last week I took the tile guy into my room and gave him a sweet blow job. He deserved the tip, lol.
So call me for some sizzzzling hot phone sex right now, I'm all alone and ready to be your slut.
Hi guys, sorry I haven't written in a while. I found a few new toys to play with. I got suction cups for my nipples and clitty. When I put them on and pump it up, they start to swell and get so super sensitive. I have the most intense orgasms ever, and I can cum for hours. If you've ever had the pleasure of calling me when I was playing, then you know what I'm talking about *wink* I squeeze the pump and it creates a vacuum that puffs up my clit and makes it huge and swollen. Sometimes I put a mirror between my legs and watch it perk right up. After a few minutes of pumping and teasing myself, I get out my vibe and slowly working it over my clitty and nipples, carefully, because they are so sensitive by now... then I blast off into ecstasy!!!!
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I was just shopping this morning in my little black skirt and red sheer top when this gorgeous man asked me how to pick out a cucumber. I picked it up and stroked it gently smiling while telling him how I like them real big and firm.
I made his pants bulge so I said why don't we meet in the store room and I'll take care of your big one. When we got to the store room I have never seen anyone take off their pants as quickly as he did, lol. Then I looked down and oh my goodness! there it was all 11 inches of him.
I immediately felt my panties go wet and I put my lips on him. He filled my mouth up completely. He was so strong he lifted me into the air and ate me like no other man has ever eaten me. I was such a slut I begged for him to do me right there and then. He put me over the vegetable boxes and began to thrust his cock right up my wet snatch.
He pounded me so hard that I almost fainted. Why can't everyday at the grocery store be like today? I'd love to have some hot phone sex with you today and tell you all about my week. I've been a very, busy housewife slut.
I love the weakness of men. Yesterday just proves my theory even more, I can own any one of YOU, anytime I like. I had an appointment with a very notable, high powered lawyer yesterday. I heard he was one ball buster and that presented a challenge to my dominant side.
I made sure to wear the hottest leather outfit ever, totally inappropriate for daywear but I was out for the kill. His Secretary gave me that eye you know the one that says you're crazy, lol.
So he makes me wait 15 minutes, well Goddess does not wait for anyone so I decided to go in the hallway and call him. The Secretary put me through and I gave him a piece of my mind. He then came out of his office to greet me. Well he was a tall drink of water let me tell you. I was very excited about the possibility of owning this guy.
I walk in and sit down at his desk. I cross my legs, that caused an eruption in his pants that was bigger than Texas. I said so you like keeping women waiting do you? He said well no Maam, blah blah blah. I said "Shut Up" and get down on your knees with your pants between your legs!
I gave him a very hard spanking then proceeding to turn him into my dirty bitch boy. We didn't come out of this office for 3 hours. He is now my newest slave and I must say an excellent one at that. His tongue works wonders up my ass and down my clit. The once mighty lawyer is now my submissive house boy. I do love a conquest. He'll make a nice plaything for awhile anyway.
I don't know about anyone else... but after a night like Halloween I need a little rest... I'll tell you about the great time I had later... right now I need a nap!
This made me laugh today, so I thought I'd share!
DOG DIARY... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY... Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the Guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now....
This video clip is funny as hell... soooo glad that this never happened to me on a date, lol. I think if it did, it would be right on the top of my "most embarassing moments" list. Watch it and see for yourself, lol.
.... great video clip, eh? Funny as hell, and no matter how many times I watch it, it still makes me laugh or at least smile. I love to laugh and share embarrassing stories and other stuff. If you have any you want to share with me, call me up, cause I would LOVE to hear them!
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