Omg, I had one of the most embarrassing moments of my life the other day. A couple of years ago, an older friend of mine got a membership at an adult video store -- we did a few video nights at her place. When she signed up for a membership, she got a free video from a special shelf in the store. There were several there apparently, BUT she ended up picking out a gay movie... it was called "beach boys". She watched it (yeah without me of course) and then was too embarrassed to keep it at her house and gave it to me. Yeah, I did end up watching it, and then stuck it in a closed shelving space under my tv -- nobody goes there, or so I thought...
I was doing some house cleaning, and my parents came over to help. My tv stand was ugly, and we decided to get rid of it. Mom and dad started to clean out the shelves in the tv stand, and I never thought anything of it. Well, you should have seen my mother's face when she saw the movie, let alone my dad's!! It was so fucking embarrassing!! I grabbed the movie out of their hands so fast, told them it wasn't mine, that a friend had left it here years ago and I forgot I had it hidden away. I just did not want my parents to know that I was not the innocent girl they brought me up to be, but a naughty college girl who has done more fucking in her years at school that some people have done in their entire life. Those of you who know me, know how much I like to fuck! ;)
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I'm out watering my plants in my little white tank top and shorts, when I see you come outside. You look so hot in your cut-offs, your chest gleaming with sweat. I stroke the hose in my hand and let the water cascade over my flowers. I draw it between my legs and turn the nozzle on myself. My shirt is soaking wet and now matches my sopping pussy. I ride the hose, pretending it's you. I know you are watching me. I've seen you watching me before as I stand at my sink or at my kitchen window. Just thinking about you watching me, makes me come so hard.
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I love living in Florida -- the beaches are the best! Believe it or not though, sometimes when you have the best of everything -- there are times when you want something a little different. That's why my friend Sarah and I went to the the nude beach last week. Thank God I have this PHONE SEX blog so I can tell you about it, of course you could call me on my cheap phonesex line if you really wanted to hear the whole story -- so how about a teaser -- I'm dying for a little adult chat, but when I sit here thinking and typing I get all hot and bothered and ready to cum all over again!
I should tell you that the nude beach is really a resort of types and you have to be a member to go there -- and the clientele tends to run towards the aging hippie type. So when Sarah and I showed up and said that we just wanted to check things out before we joined the club... there really wasn't a problem.
We went down to the beach, and with the scads of older 'gentlemen' then we decided to put on a show. We took off our little bikini's nice and slow, and gave each other a little kiss. Then we took out our suntan oil and went to town. We knew our bodies would look delisc glittering in the sun covered in oil. We covered each other nice and slow... and I took very special care to tease her in her extra special places, LOL!
Of course, we were getting each other excited -- and from all the hard cocks on the beach, I think that a few other people were excited as well.
Sarah leaned over and gave my nipple a little stroke "Megs, you look like your getting a little pink." I was also getting wet!
We decided to call it a day, and just get dressed back at her SUV. When we were there we kissed again, and soon we were in the back of the car touching, licking and fingering each other. The door was open, and we had quite a few onlookers stroking their cocks. When I pulled my face out of her pussy licking my lips as she screamed, I know one or two blew their load right there.
Anyway, Sarah called me today... we both got a free membership in the mail!
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Hubby came home for a week! The first thing I got was a spanking! He thought I was being a very bad girl! He said that it was wrong that I was wearing such a short skirt to the airport. He said I was teasing all the men there - and that was just wrong! I tried to explain that I did it for him. I told him that the reason that I wasn't wearing any panties was because I was hoping he'd fuck me in the parking lot.
He bent me over his knee, pushed up my skirt and firmly spanked my bottom. It stung and tingled and I could feel it turning red with every smack. Then he slid his fingers inside me and finger fucked me till I came all over him. Soon I felt his cock pushing up against me, pumping me - which is exactly what I wanted the whole time.
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So, I went to this concert the other day... nothing big, just a local band...and was it ever a good time.
There were horny guys all over the place trying to pick up girls.... and of course, you know how much of a bitch and tease some girls can be... guys were getting just hornier and hornier with all their frustrations from these girls turning them down for no reason at all.
Well, it didn't take long for a few guys to figure out that I was saying yes to just about every guy that came over to hit on me..... and lets just say that I ended up being the real party of the night. :)
I was soooooooooo bad and made sooooooooo many guys so very happy!
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I went to a out-of-town wedding this past weekend and my pussy is so sore from all the fucking. My friend, the bride, had the hottest ushers, in her wedding party. I was there for four days and fucked them all repeatedly. They had their girlfriends there with them, so we had to sneak off to fuck, which made it that much more exciting. I gave a few blow-jobs in the limo and got fucked once in the backseat... the limo driver just smiled at me, every time he would see me... I wonder why... lol I even fucked some of the guys in the hotel room where they were staying with their girlfriends, left her the wet spot and used her panties to clean her boyfriends cum from my pussy. What a great weekend!
Sometimes sucking the cock of your best friend's boyfriend is the only thing a girl can do.
Jeff and Karla have been going out for a long time, and lately I've noticed that Jeff has been looking at me - you know that look. The one that guys that are bored with the sex they're getting - and they know that you could do something a lot better.
Of course Karla never lets Jeff out of her site, and I really didn't want to betray my friend - although, Jeffrey is hot, and I have wanted to have him inside me for a year or two.
Then Karla was a bitch. Or she had been, I found out about something she had said about me - she had told a few of my friends that she thought I was a slut - and maybe I am, I love having a good time, and I like cock - and sometimes I like a little pussy too... and trust me, Karla has lifted her skirt from my tongue a few times...
Fine, if she wants to call me a slut... I'll just have to be one. I followed Jeff into the kitchen, without saying a word I came up to him, kissed him and started strocking his cock, and immediately got down on my knees. I had that cock unwrapped in no time... and the fact that I was sucking on "KARLA'S COCK" made it that much sweeter. He was throbbing in my mouth, and when that thick load of cum hit the back of my throat it tasted delish!
I'm going to make sure that Jeff sees a lot more of me... More adventures to come!
Okay, you are probably wondering why I posted this photo, right? I mean, wtf does a drinking hat have to do with phone sex. Well, I never realized it, but I have a fantasy around this, and most guys that I have told said they found it hot too. So.... I thought I would post it here and see what you all thought.
I LOVE coca-cola or even pepsi, and well sex makes a person thirsty, right? So I had this idea that if a guy I was fucking would be wearing a drinking hat, I could just ride him for hours and drink soda whenever i wanted. He could have the ball game on or whatever sports channel and we could fuck for hours on end -- beer on one side, my soda on the other (YAY!). Can you picture it in your head? Lol, I sure can, and I can't wait to try it out on the first willing participant -- probably over a hockey game ;)
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I must tell you about this past weekend. I went to a barbeque at a friends house. I wore a very tight sexy red skirt, tight yellow low cut sweater and 6" black patent leather pumps without stockings. A hunky, big guy came up to me and told me he had a foot fetish and how I had beautiful little feet. I looked at his pants, he was huge and hard.
I whispered to him to meet me in the garage. I knew they had a couch out there and we could be naughty. He was naked when I walked in, lol . Boy he was more than ready!
I sat on the car and crossed my legs and asked him to play with my feet. I rubbed my shoes against his bulge and he sucked my toes. I was in absolute heaven. I almost came from the sucking.
Needless to say we were gone for a bit, but no one noticed, thank goodness. After playing with my feet, I jerked him off and he creamed all over them. It was amazing. I am so horny again I need to play. Call me baby!
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I got one of those vibrating neck massagers for Christmas and it comes in handy when my husband is away traveling alot. I straddle it, turn it on and sometimes, watch a hot porn, while letting it massage my clit. It takes a while for me to cum, but when I do, it is well worth the wait! I love using it while I'm having phonesex, then my hands are free to twist my nipples and rub my clit, till I explode. I get really naughty when I'm cumming, no limits, I just lose my mind... it's so HOT!!!!!!
The other day I had the best phone sex call ever. This guy wanted me to be the Lolita type babysitter that seduces the older man. I loved it! I used to babysit and there were so many hot married guys I wanted, only was too shy to approach.
My fantasy was that he came home without his wife to find me naked in his bed, maybe wearing her sexiest lingerie. We would mess around and I would make him cum so hard. Better yet if the wife came in and caught us but instead of getting pissed, she joins in. I love doing women too. Hopefully that fantasy will get fulfilled one day.
A girl can dream, right? How about you and I doing that fantasy on the phone today. Call me baby!
Here is a little taste of girl on girl for you guys...
She greeted me with a smile and said that I really looked great in my new dress. I watched as she pulled her black skirt up and slowly peeled her black stockings off. She wore NO panties, so I had a great view of her pussy. It looked like she had shaved most of her pubic hair away.
She caught me looking at her and smiled, then stood up and pulled the entire dress right off. She now stood in front of me completely naked. Her tits were nice and round, and I loved the way her nipples were swollen and hard. She then sat down on the bed, waiting for me to undress.
Here was the issue... I had never been with a woman before, so I was feeling somewhat awkward in that moment and had the urge to run away to the bathroom to change. I took a deep breath and slowly turned around, so I was facing away from her. I reached behind my back and drew down the zipper of my dress, slipping it off my shoulders and letting it fall to the ground. I was now only standing there in my white bra and panties. I forced myself to turn around. I watched her look at me as I reached behind and unclasped my bra, pulling it away from my erect nipples. I never thought I would have been turned on by another woman, and I was amazed at how wet my pussy was -- the crotch of my panties were soaked, and I could feel them clinging and sticky between my legs. She reached out to me, pulling me closer to the bed, sliding her hands along my waist and then up to cup my breast. I suddenly felt a chill, a shiver from within myself and felt my legs go weak. I let myself fall onto the bed, and she rolled on top of me smiling a wicked grin. She leaned close and put her lips to mine for a slow gentle kiss... I shivered again. She looked at me again, and then lowered her mouth to my right breast, tenderly twirling her tongue in circles on my nipple. That is when I lost it, when I gave in to her touch and surrendered, spreading my legs open and crying out "Touch me, Touch me... please!!"
Story to be continued... (call me for the rest of it, if you can't wait, hehe)
I'm new to this site and I have to tell you I'm loving it! Talking on the phone with horny men makes me horny all day long. Yesterday I must have cum 6 times and my hubby didn't understand why I didn't want to fuck him last night. It's so much better on the phone, really it is.
As a matter of fact it's making me frisky when my hubby is at work. Last week I took the tile guy into my room and gave him a sweet blow job. He deserved the tip, lol.
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I've been tutoring a lot of my high school boys lately in English but mostly in sex ed. I always offer my services at my home late in the evenings, at absolutely no charge. Last night I tutored Robbie, he is a senior and a virgin. Oh my the boy was sugary sweet!
We did about 10 minutes on English then I asked him if he was a virgin. He said he was and then my pussy began to drip. I took my blouse off and I kissed him. He was bulging out of his jeans. I had to suck it.
I taught him how to give an older woman pleasure. He was pretty good for a beginner. I had to hold myself back from squirting all over his face. I mounted him and he shot a warm load into my snatch. It was so hot. We practiced for a few hours then I had to send him home but he'll be back tonight for more. I just can't wait to teach him some new moves.
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So you know I got a new little boyfriend... it's nothing serious, I just like to have a boy around that I can constantly tease. I haven't let him fuck me yet... because I am getting that from someone else... HIS DADDY.
I wish that I could tell you it was completely innocent, but I think we all know that it wasn't - at least on my part. I have been seeing him for a little while, and I've been to his house many times... and I noticed that his Daddy seems to love my body as much as his son does. Neither of them can take their eyes off my tits. Recently the BF went out of town with his Mom to visit his grandmother, I knew that Daddy was going to be all alone... so I went over to visit. I was very sweet. Showing up with some take out food, and a very sweet demure but still very sexy little dress. When he answered the door I told him I was sad that he was alone for dinner - he knoew that i was meant to be his desert.
We had a few glasses of wine... and he said "Mia, I don't want to offend you, but your tits are fantastic - my son is a lucky kid."
I started to unbutton my dress, and let it fall to the floor. After that he was all over me... he took off my bra and was sucking and nibbling at my nipples... his hands were down my panties. and he was whispering how he thought about how lucky his son was to be fucking me. When I said we hadn't done that yet... He picked me up, and carried me to his bedroom took off his clothes and fucked me all night long! He took me from behind, I rode him... we did everything... and it was so much fun.
Now I see him every week for "lunch" We go to a fancy hotel for a few hours and he fucks my brains out.
I'm thinking next month I'm going to suck his cock, and then do the same thing with his son... I need to compare!
I was just shopping this morning in my little black skirt and red sheer top when this gorgeous man asked me how to pick out a cucumber. I picked it up and stroked it gently smiling while telling him how I like them real big and firm.
I made his pants bulge so I said why don't we meet in the store room and I'll take care of your big one. When we got to the store room I have never seen anyone take off their pants as quickly as he did, lol. Then I looked down and oh my goodness! there it was all 11 inches of him.
I immediately felt my panties go wet and I put my lips on him. He filled my mouth up completely. He was so strong he lifted me into the air and ate me like no other man has ever eaten me. I was such a slut I begged for him to do me right there and then. He put me over the vegetable boxes and began to thrust his cock right up my wet snatch.
He pounded me so hard that I almost fainted. Why can't everyday at the grocery store be like today? I'd love to have some hot phone sex with you today and tell you all about my week. I've been a very, busy housewife slut.
Am I a princess or what -- well that is what my dad calls me… “How is daddy’s princess today?” he always asks. Well, daddy doesn't know it, but I am only a princess when I need to be (shhh, please don't tell). I may look cute and innocent, but do not let my looks fool ya -- get me behind closed doors and you will see what I am made of. Why do you think my lips are so soft and moist all the time, hmmm? I must say it works better than lip gloss sometimes, (giggles).
I love the weakness of men. Yesterday just proves my theory even more, I can own any one of YOU, anytime I like. I had an appointment with a very notable, high powered lawyer yesterday. I heard he was one ball buster and that presented a challenge to my dominant side.
I made sure to wear the hottest leather outfit ever, totally inappropriate for daywear but I was out for the kill. His Secretary gave me that eye you know the one that says you're crazy, lol.
So he makes me wait 15 minutes, well Goddess does not wait for anyone so I decided to go in the hallway and call him. The Secretary put me through and I gave him a piece of my mind. He then came out of his office to greet me. Well he was a tall drink of water let me tell you. I was very excited about the possibility of owning this guy.
I walk in and sit down at his desk. I cross my legs, that caused an eruption in his pants that was bigger than Texas. I said so you like keeping women waiting do you? He said well no Maam, blah blah blah. I said "Shut Up" and get down on your knees with your pants between your legs!
I gave him a very hard spanking then proceeding to turn him into my dirty bitch boy. We didn't come out of this office for 3 hours. He is now my newest slave and I must say an excellent one at that. His tongue works wonders up my ass and down my clit. The once mighty lawyer is now my submissive house boy. I do love a conquest. He'll make a nice plaything for awhile anyway.
Care to join me in the tub anyone? I made sure to put extra bubble bath in the water when I filled the tub… can you tell? Right now, I am just enjoying the feeling of the jets squirting between my open legs under the water. I know, I know, its very hard to see from up there isn’t it. Why don’t you come sit on the edge of the tub beside me so you can see better… watch out, I may grab you by your belt and yank you in here with me, *giggles*.
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My Daddy loves me more then anything else in the world, but after me his most prized possession is his Jaguar … it’s black, and so sexy. His mechanic Jake is sexy too. I would go in with Daddy when he would drop it off, and I could tell that Jake was totally into me, I would wear the sexiest outfits when we went by, and Jake would always get hard while he was looking at me. My Daddy was taking my Mom out to the Opera the night the Jaq was ready, so I went to pick the Jaq wearing nothing but a long trenchcoat, and black thigh high stockings.
When I came in Jaq called me a spoiled little Princess earlier, and I wanted to show him how bad I could be. We were alone in the shop and when he went to get the work order. I took off the coat, got on the hood of the car, and spread my legs and started to finger myself – my favorite thing! You should have seen his face! I rubbed the pussy juice on my fingers all over my nipples, and he started sucking on them immediately. His pants were off in a shot and he hammered me hard with his cock. He pulled his cock out and came all over me and my Daddy’s Jaguar. Then he bent me over the hood and took me from behind till we were both coming all over the place. I can’t help but smile every time Daddy takes the car out for a drive – and Jake is definitely the guy I go to when I need to get “lubed”.
I don't know about anyone else... but after a night like Halloween I need a little rest... I'll tell you about the great time I had later... right now I need a nap!
This made me laugh today, so I thought I'd share!
DOG DIARY... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY... Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the Guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now....
Last night I went out dancing with with my girlfriends, and I met the coolest guy. He was totally hot, and had that I don't give a shit attitude that girls like... yeah he's a total bad boy... I brought him home and fucked me every way possible. He just left and my body is tingling - and I think I'm going to have to go finger myself till I come again.
What can I say, I have been so horny lately. Maybe it’s because it’s in the summer, but my pussy has just been throbbing – aching for attention. Last night I went out on the hunt – for some cock. I didn’t go with my girlfriends. I didn’t want any distractions.
I wore my shortest skirt, my tightest top and decided to go without a bra. I love it when my nipples peek through the fabric and my tits bounce.
I went to a sports bar that is not from my house, I sat at the bar so my skirt hiked up – and anyone that was looking would notice that I was missing my panties. It wasn’t long before a big athletic type came over and bought me a drink, we talked and after about an hour I told him I had to go… and I asked him to walk me to my car. As soon as we got outside, I pulled him into an adjacent alley, and kissed him hard and deep grinding on the huge bulge in his pants. He wasted no time in pulling my shirt up, exposing my tits. He grabbed them squeezing them hard before one of his hands went down to my pussy. I quickly undid his pants He lifted me up and then thrust his cock inside me, it felt so good. I wrapped my legs around him while he jackhammered my cunt and sucked on my nipples. I came almost immediately, and it wasn’t long till he shot off inside me. It seemed like a ton of cum was injected inside me. When he was done he walked me to the car. I sat there alone for a few minutes, fingering my cum filled pussy till I came again. It was definitely a nice night out.
This video clip is funny as hell... soooo glad that this never happened to me on a date, lol. I think if it did, it would be right on the top of my "most embarassing moments" list. Watch it and see for yourself, lol.
.... great video clip, eh? Funny as hell, and no matter how many times I watch it, it still makes me laugh or at least smile. I love to laugh and share embarrassing stories and other stuff. If you have any you want to share with me, call me up, cause I would LOVE to hear them!
So you know I typically don't go to strip clubs very often, I danced for a while, and I know that sometimes it's not always as cool as it looks. But this weekend I couldn't help myself. One of my friends is in the Army, and came home with a couple of his friends -- being horny military men, they just had to go to a strip joint, and I decided to tag along.
Naturally my friend had told all the guys that I used to dance and they were insanely curious about the ins and outs of being a dancer, but I don't like to give away secrets -- heck, I was there to watch just like they were.
So this tall leggy blonde came out on the stage, and she was great! She had them hypnotized with her moves. Heck, so was I... I know my nipples were hard under the sun dress I was wearing, and just typing this out gets my pussy wet. When she was done, I motioned her to our table, and we talked -- and she got the bouncer to let us all back into the private room. My friend gave her a very generous tip, thinking that she would give him a hell of a lap dance maybe more -- and she did give him a show... but I was the one that got the dance. I know that when she pushed my dress up and pushed the strap down to expose my tits while she was grinding me, they were hot. When she started sucking my nipples and fingering me they pulled their cocks out -- and when she got on her knees to eat me -- that's when they came, and so did I .
I ended up going home with the blonde and having an even better time with her and her toys. I'm sure we'll be having more fun in the future!
I love being a cougar. When I go out I wear tiny little t-shirts that say "I love being a cougar" or "Let mamma show you boys how it's done". LOL. I always get hit on by some young stud who thinks he can get with this fine older piece of ass. I love teasing boys. I LOVE it. I've got a nicer tighter ass than most of the young girls flirting with them. These young sluts have nothin' on me. I'm the hottest cougar out there.
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