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I recently visited an old friend out in New York and she wanted to take me to this hotel party that a friend of hers was hosting. At first, I thought it was rather strange for adults to party in a hotel room -- why not in your own home? Well, it turns out, this was not just any ordinary get-together... Have you ever heard of a masturbation party? ;)
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Did you know I am in Canada? Yeah, west coast of Canada, home of the 2010 winter olympics! Have you ever fucked a Canadian girl before? Or how about just having phone sex the Canada way, eh? (eh, lol... get it?)
I had a wonderful time! Why because my hubby came home for the weekend, and it was a nonstop fuck-a-palooza!
We have an open relationship, when he comes home he always asks to hear what I've been doing, and who I've been doing. LOL!
Afterwards, he made me strip for him, and I did it nice and slow. Then he did what he always does, he pulled me to him, put me over his knee and spanked me till my ass was red and swollen. good thing I like that.
It was so good to feel his cock sliding in and out of me, and of course for my birthday, I got an extra special present... he brought me a pretty girl to play with! I'm sure one could argue that it was more of a treat for him, but I loved the taste of her pussy... more details to follow.
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I just love that soccer field, I have so much fun when I go there. The other day at Soccer practice I went into the locker area in my short mini skirt and fishnet stockings. I know that's not appropriate soccer wear, but who cares, I mean I am trying to get laid right?
So I walk in there and some of the men are standing outside the door. Well, I dropped all my equipment and just had to bend over and flash them. Ooops I had no panties on, lol, their mouths dropped open. I made sure to get real close to one of them and whisper something real dirty. I just wanted a hot fuck and some 'out of this world' oral. I needed to give a blowjob!
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Sometimes sucking the cock of your best friend's boyfriend is the only thing a girl can do.
Jeff and Karla have been going out for a long time, and lately I've noticed that Jeff has been looking at me - you know that look. The one that guys that are bored with the sex they're getting - and they know that you could do something a lot better.
Of course Karla never lets Jeff out of her site, and I really didn't want to betray my friend - although, Jeffrey is hot, and I have wanted to have him inside me for a year or two.
Then Karla was a bitch. Or she had been, I found out about something she had said about me - she had told a few of my friends that she thought I was a slut - and maybe I am, I love having a good time, and I like cock - and sometimes I like a little pussy too... and trust me, Karla has lifted her skirt from my tongue a few times...
Fine, if she wants to call me a slut... I'll just have to be one. I followed Jeff into the kitchen, without saying a word I came up to him, kissed him and started strocking his cock, and immediately got down on my knees. I had that cock unwrapped in no time... and the fact that I was sucking on "KARLA'S COCK" made it that much sweeter. He was throbbing in my mouth, and when that thick load of cum hit the back of my throat it tasted delish!
I'm going to make sure that Jeff sees a lot more of me... More adventures to come!
There are certain things I like about being a hot wife having a rich brother-in-law. He lets me borrow his convertible when my car is in the shop, and I get to go to his beach house whenever I want. This weekend I got to use both since he and his family were out of town, It was great fun - I never made it to the beach though, I spent my days by the pool -- where I could work on my all over tan... and by the time I left - No tan lines.
It was dark when I left and I was in a hurry to get home - so I was speeding and I really wasn't surprised when I got pulled over by a cop hiding in the mangroves. I was confident I wasn't going to get a ticket though. Come on! A hot blonde, in a string bikini driving a converible? No way!
Only that was exactly what was going to happen! The cop, who was pretty handsome was really business like - was this going to be my first ticket ever?
He came back to the car and told me that it had been reported stolen... and he needed to search the car ?
What? I couldn't believe it!
He searched the car, and then told me that he needed to search me... and I just wanted to get home, so I said I would do whatever he needed to do, and the truth was I was little scared. He told me to put my hands on on the hood of the car and spread my legs. I did as I was told, his hands roamed the sides of my body... and then went up my thighs... and way to close to my pussy...when I realized what he was up to, that this wasn't just a normal traffic stop - I got excited, was I actually going to be able to fuck my way out of a ticket?
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Here is a little taste of girl on girl for you guys...
She greeted me with a smile and said that I really looked great in my new dress. I watched as she pulled her black skirt up and slowly peeled her black stockings off. She wore NO panties, so I had a great view of her pussy. It looked like she had shaved most of her pubic hair away.
She caught me looking at her and smiled, then stood up and pulled the entire dress right off. She now stood in front of me completely naked. Her tits were nice and round, and I loved the way her nipples were swollen and hard. She then sat down on the bed, waiting for me to undress.
Here was the issue... I had never been with a woman before, so I was feeling somewhat awkward in that moment and had the urge to run away to the bathroom to change. I took a deep breath and slowly turned around, so I was facing away from her. I reached behind my back and drew down the zipper of my dress, slipping it off my shoulders and letting it fall to the ground. I was now only standing there in my white bra and panties. I forced myself to turn around. I watched her look at me as I reached behind and unclasped my bra, pulling it away from my erect nipples. I never thought I would have been turned on by another woman, and I was amazed at how wet my pussy was -- the crotch of my panties were soaked, and I could feel them clinging and sticky between my legs. She reached out to me, pulling me closer to the bed, sliding her hands along my waist and then up to cup my breast. I suddenly felt a chill, a shiver from within myself and felt my legs go weak. I let myself fall onto the bed, and she rolled on top of me smiling a wicked grin. She leaned close and put her lips to mine for a slow gentle kiss... I shivered again. She looked at me again, and then lowered her mouth to my right breast, tenderly twirling her tongue in circles on my nipple. That is when I lost it, when I gave in to her touch and surrendered, spreading my legs open and crying out "Touch me, Touch me... please!!"
Story to be continued... (call me for the rest of it, if you can't wait, hehe)
I LOVE to masturbate in the shower, I take off my detachable shower head, it has 3 types of massage. Pulse is the best, with warm water, massaging my tender clit, while I lay back and relax. This is a lot of fun with a girlfriend too. We usually make each other cum! Sometimes, when I am taking a bubble bath, I will open my legs right under the faucet, and that is a mind blowing orgasm, as well. I am getting horny just thinking about it... I think it's time for a shower :)
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So you know I got a new little boyfriend... it's nothing serious, I just like to have a boy around that I can constantly tease. I haven't let him fuck me yet... because I am getting that from someone else... HIS DADDY.
I wish that I could tell you it was completely innocent, but I think we all know that it wasn't - at least on my part. I have been seeing him for a little while, and I've been to his house many times... and I noticed that his Daddy seems to love my body as much as his son does. Neither of them can take their eyes off my tits. Recently the BF went out of town with his Mom to visit his grandmother, I knew that Daddy was going to be all alone... so I went over to visit. I was very sweet. Showing up with some take out food, and a very sweet demure but still very sexy little dress. When he answered the door I told him I was sad that he was alone for dinner - he knoew that i was meant to be his desert.
We had a few glasses of wine... and he said "Mia, I don't want to offend you, but your tits are fantastic - my son is a lucky kid."
I started to unbutton my dress, and let it fall to the floor. After that he was all over me... he took off my bra and was sucking and nibbling at my nipples... his hands were down my panties. and he was whispering how he thought about how lucky his son was to be fucking me. When I said we hadn't done that yet... He picked me up, and carried me to his bedroom took off his clothes and fucked me all night long! He took me from behind, I rode him... we did everything... and it was so much fun.
Now I see him every week for "lunch" We go to a fancy hotel for a few hours and he fucks my brains out.
I'm thinking next month I'm going to suck his cock, and then do the same thing with his son... I need to compare!
I was just shopping this morning in my little black skirt and red sheer top when this gorgeous man asked me how to pick out a cucumber. I picked it up and stroked it gently smiling while telling him how I like them real big and firm.
I made his pants bulge so I said why don't we meet in the store room and I'll take care of your big one. When we got to the store room I have never seen anyone take off their pants as quickly as he did, lol. Then I looked down and oh my goodness! there it was all 11 inches of him.
I immediately felt my panties go wet and I put my lips on him. He filled my mouth up completely. He was so strong he lifted me into the air and ate me like no other man has ever eaten me. I was such a slut I begged for him to do me right there and then. He put me over the vegetable boxes and began to thrust his cock right up my wet snatch.
He pounded me so hard that I almost fainted. Why can't everyday at the grocery store be like today? I'd love to have some hot phone sex with you today and tell you all about my week. I've been a very, busy housewife slut.
Care to join me in the tub anyone? I made sure to put extra bubble bath in the water when I filled the tub… can you tell? Right now, I am just enjoying the feeling of the jets squirting between my open legs under the water. I know, I know, its very hard to see from up there isn’t it. Why don’t you come sit on the edge of the tub beside me so you can see better… watch out, I may grab you by your belt and yank you in here with me, *giggles*.
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I don't know about anyone else... but after a night like Halloween I need a little rest... I'll tell you about the great time I had later... right now I need a nap!
This made me laugh today, so I thought I'd share!
DOG DIARY... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY... Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the Guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now....
Last night I went out dancing with with my girlfriends, and I met the coolest guy. He was totally hot, and had that I don't give a shit attitude that girls like... yeah he's a total bad boy... I brought him home and fucked me every way possible. He just left and my body is tingling - and I think I'm going to have to go finger myself till I come again.
What can I say, I have been so horny lately. Maybe it’s because it’s in the summer, but my pussy has just been throbbing – aching for attention. Last night I went out on the hunt – for some cock. I didn’t go with my girlfriends. I didn’t want any distractions.
I wore my shortest skirt, my tightest top and decided to go without a bra. I love it when my nipples peek through the fabric and my tits bounce.
I went to a sports bar that is not from my house, I sat at the bar so my skirt hiked up – and anyone that was looking would notice that I was missing my panties. It wasn’t long before a big athletic type came over and bought me a drink, we talked and after about an hour I told him I had to go… and I asked him to walk me to my car. As soon as we got outside, I pulled him into an adjacent alley, and kissed him hard and deep grinding on the huge bulge in his pants. He wasted no time in pulling my shirt up, exposing my tits. He grabbed them squeezing them hard before one of his hands went down to my pussy. I quickly undid his pants He lifted me up and then thrust his cock inside me, it felt so good. I wrapped my legs around him while he jackhammered my cunt and sucked on my nipples. I came almost immediately, and it wasn’t long till he shot off inside me. It seemed like a ton of cum was injected inside me. When he was done he walked me to the car. I sat there alone for a few minutes, fingering my cum filled pussy till I came again. It was definitely a nice night out.
This video clip is funny as hell... soooo glad that this never happened to me on a date, lol. I think if it did, it would be right on the top of my "most embarassing moments" list. Watch it and see for yourself, lol.
.... great video clip, eh? Funny as hell, and no matter how many times I watch it, it still makes me laugh or at least smile. I love to laugh and share embarrassing stories and other stuff. If you have any you want to share with me, call me up, cause I would LOVE to hear them!
Some of you guys that call me know that I have a bookish neighbor … with a wife and kids that I love to tease. He’s actually rather sweet and shy. My husband is always gone, and I do get lonely sometimes – even though we have an open relationship. Seeing that bulge in Neighbor’s always makes me feel sexy. Today was no exception. I was laying out by the pool in my briefest of bikini’s – it’s a white thong and the top barely covers my nipples. I knew that the wife had packed up the kids and they were at Grandma’s for the day. He was sweating from mowing the lawn, and was trying not to stare at me. I stood up and waved. I told him he looked hot, and asked if he’d like to join me for some lemonade., and then I pouted a little and told him I needed his help in fixing something in the house.
He looked back at his own home, I think he was a little scared to follow me, but he did – and after we had our lemonade. I led him to my bed room. I asked him to sit down, and I took off my bikini and started to stroke my pussy. You should have seen the bulge in his shorts – it was practically pulsating!
I told him to go ahead and take out his cock, that I thought it would be okay if the two of us just played for each other .I couldn’t help but giggle as he jumped out of his shorts and underwear and started stroking his cock. I spread my legs and began finger fucking myself. He couldn’t take his eyes off me, and I couldn’t stop watching him either. I loved how he was jerking off for me! Somehow we managed to cum close to the same time. He was panting, exhausted. I got on my knees, crawled over and began to clean the “mess” he left on his cock with my tongue
I think that he appreciated my “neighborly” gesture!
So you know I typically don't go to strip clubs very often, I danced for a while, and I know that sometimes it's not always as cool as it looks. But this weekend I couldn't help myself. One of my friends is in the Army, and came home with a couple of his friends -- being horny military men, they just had to go to a strip joint, and I decided to tag along.
Naturally my friend had told all the guys that I used to dance and they were insanely curious about the ins and outs of being a dancer, but I don't like to give away secrets -- heck, I was there to watch just like they were.
So this tall leggy blonde came out on the stage, and she was great! She had them hypnotized with her moves. Heck, so was I... I know my nipples were hard under the sun dress I was wearing, and just typing this out gets my pussy wet. When she was done, I motioned her to our table, and we talked -- and she got the bouncer to let us all back into the private room. My friend gave her a very generous tip, thinking that she would give him a hell of a lap dance maybe more -- and she did give him a show... but I was the one that got the dance. I know that when she pushed my dress up and pushed the strap down to expose my tits while she was grinding me, they were hot. When she started sucking my nipples and fingering me they pulled their cocks out -- and when she got on her knees to eat me -- that's when they came, and so did I .
I ended up going home with the blonde and having an even better time with her and her toys. I'm sure we'll be having more fun in the future!
I love being a cougar. When I go out I wear tiny little t-shirts that say "I love being a cougar" or "Let mamma show you boys how it's done". LOL. I always get hit on by some young stud who thinks he can get with this fine older piece of ass. I love teasing boys. I LOVE it. I've got a nicer tighter ass than most of the young girls flirting with them. These young sluts have nothin' on me. I'm the hottest cougar out there.
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My nick-name is Sissy and that is because I am the youngest in my family, I have 4 brothers. Soooo, needless to say, I have ALOT of secrets *wink wink* I didn't need a sex education class at school, I got one at home and we covered EVERYTHING!! I like the summer, because all of my brothers are home from college and well... you have to call to hear the rest!
Something sort of embarrassing just happened and I had to write about it because I couldn't keep it inside anymore. It's embarrassing, but also really hot.
I was really horny after swimming in the public pool where that sexy lifeguard I told you about works. So I came into my bedroom and stripped down out of my bikini... got onto my bed and started rubbing my pussy. I got really into it... my nipples were sore they were so hard. So I figured it would be a good time to take out my big red dildo.
I was on my hands and knees looking over the side of my bed for my dildo when I heard my door open and my new roommate Mindy walked in.
So there I was, pussy dripping wet, dildo in one hand, ass in the air facing the door she had just walked in.
We stared at each other for what seemed like forever. She licked her lips and smiled in a sly sort of way. I didn't move back, but I didn't move forward. I kind of turned more towards her.
Then the worst thing happened!! Someone knocked on our outside door. I think we both got nervous about what "might have" happened, so Mindy backed out of the room and closed the door.
I don't think I have ever been so turned on in my life. Ready to explode I started fucking myself with the dildo, I CAME SO HARD.
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I am enjoying my summer away from college. It's been such fun. I bought this skimpy yellow g string bikini that makes all the guys wild and hard. I wore it yesterday at the beach. I had every guy coming on to me. The only thing was most weren't my type.
I did have my eyes on the big, blonde & hot lifeguard though. I flirted with him all day. I kept bending over and showing him my ass. It was driving him wild, I could tell. Later I went into his little booth and gave him a bj. He returned the favor by licking me into a squirting cum all over his face.
I think I may have to revisit that particular beach this week. I need some more sweet cream. YUM!
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I'm a very southern lady. I have been raised to be polite and accomodating. Mama always told me to take care of my man or someone else would. So I listened to her and always make sure my husband is happy and satisfied sexually. I do whatever he likes. He doesn't have to ask twice, he just gets it.
I may have taken Mama's words a little to literally. I love satisfying any man that crosses my path and I do. I do the guys at the grocery store, mall, post office, gardener, water delivery guy & my hubby's office just to name a few. Last week I did 6, this week hoping for more. I am such a nympho slut. I have my eye on our 16 yr old paper boy too, it's just a matter of time. lol
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Omg, the weather is just crazy crazy here today. I mean, on the west coast here in Canada, we do not get weather like this usually -- big black clouds surrounded by blue sky that bring huge masses of rain with hail and 80 - 100 km winds. Ok add thunder and lightening to that too... just rumbled outside of my bedroom window just now. That means the storm is coming my way. Okay, yup its here... the huge masses of rain just started. I mean, if you stepped outside without an umbrella right now, you might as well go naked (now, there's a thought *wink*) cause I swear its raining harder than my bathroom shower nozel.
Ok, well I am gonna go, so I can save this and post it up before my power decides to pop off. Speaking of 'pop', I need to grab one from my fridge... im soooo craving one!
I was recently hired to do a smoking fetish video, for this really rich dude. See me at the bar? It was a lot of fun sitting on their laps, making them lite the cigs and blowing smoke in their faces and laughing at them. When I was on their laps, I always felt a huge hard-on, which made me soaking wet. I know I left a wet spot on their leg... Mmmmmmmm! I would rock back and forth till I got off, they knew what I was doing and didn't say a word, they just enjoyed it as did I. A few of them got so hard they the cock was coming up the front of the pants and I could reach back and stroke it. I love giving a hand-job, nothing is hotter, except sucking it down my throat till it explodes... hehehehe! Call me for more details of my fun night!!
I just got a wax today, see how smooth I am? Do you like it? I love oral right after I get shaved or waxed, I'm really sensitive and can cum ALOT! The other day I was on a call with this really hot ass guy, his voice was deep and sexy, then he turned on his cam and I watched him stroke his cock and it was the prettiest cock that I have ever seen. He had on a gold bracelet and pinky ring, I don't know why but that turns me the fuck on, in a badddd way!!!! He also had on Calvin Klein boxer briefs, he obviously had money and that turns me on too... LOL I quickly got out my new vibe, plugged it in, yes I use a vibe that has to be plugged into the wall socket... lol I got so tired of buying batteries. Got out my towel, because I squirt when I cum and I came about 50 times, no shit and soaked two towels. I came till my pussy was sore. This went on for about 90 mins. You should call me and listen to me get off, I bet you will love it!!
I'm Shegirl Bobbi. I'm a secretary for a law firm in L.A. The lawyers like having me around for some fun during the day. Plus I'm an asset to their
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I give them that edge over the other firms. I provide a valuable service and love being the office slut. We just landed a big case today and I came into the conference room to make sure the client signed the contract correctly.
He ran his hand up my skirt and was shocked to find my hard one ready to go. He put me on the table and pulled my panties off. He just gobbled me up like he was hungry for cock for a long time.
After he finished he signed on the dotted line and my boss gave me a big hard bonus right in my tight little pink hole. Oh and he gave me a wad of cash too!
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I'm Sadie, I've never done a blog before, but just like in sex there is always first time for everything *wink*. Well, guess I should tell you about me... I am a nasty little whore (don't you just love that word!), there isn't anything I won't do (just ask all my neighbors, friends, my girlfriends, boyfriends, and everyone else I run into). Anyways, I can't wait to talk to each and every one of you... nothing gets me cumming harder than getting nasty and being phone fucked by lots of guys!
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Bad bad puppy! He is kinda cute though eh? All I can say is, glad that is NOT my laptop, lol. Wonder if it's a Dell laptop? I can see it now... "Hello Dell support, I need your help. See my puppy is not quite toilet trained yet and he mistook my laptop for ummm grass I guess (can hear dell support trying to sustain laughter in background) and peed right onto my keyboard! What do I do?"
I know what I would do if i was the support person... hit the mute button on my phone and laugh my ass off, lol. Of course, then come back on the phone and apologize for the delay and advise that I recommend they buy a new laptop. I mean can you imagine the smell once that thing heats up, lol!
If you want to exchange funny stories or looking for some adult phone sex fun... call me!
I was looking in my special toy box and I decided I wanted to spice it up a bit ( I do that every few months, wink!) So, I thought I would share some of the new toys I bought. Here goes:
This is a vibrating strap on, and you know how Dr. Mommy loves her strap ons. I can fuck that ass and have you moaning for me in no time with this beauty.
Hi sexy guys out there. I'm Bridget, a 21 yr old college girl who lives in Canada. I just love going to college, there's so much action. Professors, Coaches & hot Students. It's real hard for me to concentrate, lol.
Yesterday one of my Professors said he needed to see me after class. I knew I had'nt done very well on that last exam, some hot guy kept peeling my clothes off with his eyes & I was so horny. Anyway sure enough the Professor tells me I did poorly. I said to him I can't have that grade and please let me do something to raise it up.
Well I raised it up alright, I raised my skirt and bent over for him right over his huge desk. He said I had the sweetest shaved pussy he ever tasted. He took that hot rod out and I almost died. It was massive! I had such much fun that I plan to do badly again just so I can cum back for more. btw I did get an "A".
I just love shopping, it's a hobby. I'm especially fond of lingerie and my favorite color is red. I spent a ton yesterday and my hubby's going to kill me, lol. I am going to have a bubble bath and try some of the outfits on. Love how it feels on my skin.
Maybe my neighbor will be home and he can see me walking around the house. Oh I'm awful, right? I plan to do an aerobics tape too. I need some
exercise to keep this body tight and sexy.
I will go out later and do some gardening in my daisy mae shorts just around the time the neighborhood guys arrive from work. I really need to prune my beautiful bush.
Well, those that know me know just how much I love to party, and man it has been one party after another ever since school has started back up after the holidays.
I have to admit it I was looking so forward to school starting up again... not for the classes, though... for all the parties! Over the holidays, my parents thought it was so great that I was excited for the school session to begin... they think I am such a good student... LOL... if only they knew what I was really wanting to study ;)
And the parties... boy have they been AWESOME... the weekend parties are the best, nothing like a good party at a fraternity house. I love walking into the frat house and seeing the guys get excited knowing that they are definitely going to have a real good time now that I am there... I wonder what they do to decide who gets to have me in the room first, not that I really care who is first. I loved it this last Saturday, it wasn't just 1 guy who got to have me first, it was 2 guys at once... and that was so perfect!
Well, g2g for now... can't wait to talk to all you hot guys that know me, lots new to tell you about... and if you don't know me yet, check out my pics and call me, love to have some fun with you!
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