Japanese guys are weird. When I was working the pole trying to get back home after my disastrous tour as a band groupie, I used to attract very big groups of very drunk Japanese businessmen who would get absolutely shit-faced on whiskey and then tip me all night... in fifties and hundreds. One or two hours of work and I could easily make a couple grand if some Japanese guys were there.

One night a group of them invited me to their hotel room for "private show" after work. I agreed, knowing that there'd be piles of cash involved... but little did I know how bizarre it would be. Once I got to the room, I realized that there was more than one fantasy involved. They were babbling amongst themselves in Japanese, arguing about who got to go first... then the oldest of the group -- I think he was their boss -- came out of the bathroom wearing a diaper and a baby bonnet...

Yes. A diaper and a baby bonnet. I had to put him to sleep. But it was for $500.00. His friends were very quiet during all this and I was hoping that once I was done, I'd be able to leave because it wasn't exactly a turn on... it was just weird. This was not the case. The other four wanted a gang bang, which I agreed to...